i was gonna blog about it but i got lazy so a bimbo friend agreed to do it for me in exchange for an autographed picture of my handsome face. pingpogz.blogspot.com...how to use the link thing ah? wait let me test a bit. there we go.
waa fuck off...i just took a break to microwave my lovely tesco frozen meals and i realized someone stole my beef curry rice! jibai im poor like a dog d and the residents in my corridor are all consultants. jibet and they have the audacity to open my new carton of orange juice too. wah cant wait till i open it myself only then curicuri minum meh. im so gonna piss in the carton just to spite them. heheh i still get damn happy when i think of the night i pissed in barcelonas grandest fountain. font magica. i keep picturing some emo auntie closing her eyes, listening to the music from the brightly lit fountain and basking in the spray......hahahah. shit i need to grow up.
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stupid spammer...
anyway HOI i'm not a bimbo ok and you still owe me one signature of ur lengzhai face, altho i really dunno how u're gonna get enuff money to do plastic surgery...
aiyo i see that your mummy didnt teach u not to lie. wait ill contact my secretary and have her mail you one of my pre-signed pictures. i think this is the first time im using the comments section for the blog
*clapclap* pandai lar boy know how to leave comments edi..
oooo remind her to photoshop ur face also hor! i scared she forgot and i'll haf to vomit out my lunch...
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