SeReMbAn~ the coolest town...

1:09 am / Posted by Lil'Ling / comments (0)

ello ppl!! it's time for me to blog something la.. hehe.. =D hmm.. okay la.. straight to the point.. blog about mich's bday first.. we celebrated her bday at her house.. we sort of gave her a 'surprise'.. but thanks to jin aun's car.. i dont tink we managed to surprise her la.. hehe! oh.. jin aun's car is s kecoh s him la.. tsk tsk..






so that was mich's bday.. actually i wrote tis quite long ago i cant remember wat i wanna write.. hehe.. kesian me k.. in gynae posting now.. everyday hav to reach hosp b4 7.30am.. torture k! anyway.. after mich's bday.. we celebrated ben's bday.. s usual.. our surprise failed again.. tis time is cos of mok.. he went n happily ask us in front of ben.. 'erm.. where's de dinner later ah?'.. *pengsan*
the house of champions.. 1-0-0-3.. =Dtis post is like posting bout bdays la.. hehehe! i shall not type anything la.. hehe! shall just upload all de photos.. hehe! oh.. i suddenly remembered.. the other day me, Rac n mich joined de goodwill games k.. n seremban lost to bukit jalil by.. i cant remember how much la.. but quite badly i would say.. but.. 3 of us contributed something k... hehe! me n rac played ping pong.. it was badddddd.. we somore shiok sendiri insisted that they send somebody to play with us.. haha! so they reuse this girl for all 3 games.. mengade rite.. she's good la.. but hav to like that meh.. *bitter* after ping pong me n rac played darts k.. women doubles.. haha! i overheard some juniors saying we were damn funny n drama.. drama meh? cannot aim only wat.. but.. we still won.. hahahaha.. *bangga*

colour coordinated k.. hehe!


before our victoryoh oh.. de guy in orange behind rac.. he's quite mengade la.. early morning we were sort of practicing la.. then he came n ask.. 'erm.. r they going to adjust the board? cos i dont tink it's according to the competition standards..' we were like oh.. okay.. konon hebat.. mana tau kalah.. vball team.. haha.. we won k.. too bad i was sitting there doing nth.. cis..n dont hav mich's photo during sports week la.. she was playing badminton.. n she won.. hebat le.. *clap clap* after sports week.. it's my bday lo.. hohoho.. we had a nice dinner, movie n we went port dickson for fun on labour day.. quite happening wat.. sban.. haha.. *pengsan*


we went n makan crab k.. it was yummy.. finger licking good.. next time u guys come over to sban we bring u ppl go k? hehe!look at leekeongjoo's n ben's face.. ape la.. drama kings..


the above photo is photo of chern woo kena beaten up by 3 guys.. (put it up for fun) hehe..


our expedisi to port dickson was fun too.. but we went there late.. so belum shiok also sun set edi.. then hav to balik.. haha.. our plan was to picnic there.. rac volunteered to make sandwhich k.. then i volunteered to bancuh teh.. then we can all sit on the mat n enjoy the sandwhich n tea.. so movie-like rite? hehe.. but it turned out to be total opposite la.. we couldnt find a tikar.. so we had to sit on newspaper.. the beach wasnt very cantik.. so we sat on the field which wasnt too bad la.. cos we curi curi masuk a random resort which was quite cantik.. then our sandwhich.. we had to spread ourselves.. n without butter somore.. we din bancuh teh.. so we ganti with 2 bottles of mineral water.. haha! quite okay wat.. no meh? hehe..

artistic le.. 4 black women shiok sendiri posing..

k la... tink it's quite a long post edi.. reached my quota for a year.. haha.. annual blog like a-melia edi.. hehe!




by George Carlin

7:44 pm / Posted by bran / comments (0)

by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have
taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider
freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have
bigger houses and smaller families, more
conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment,
more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but
less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get
too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read
too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our
values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate
too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life not life to years. We've
been all the way to the moon and back, but have
trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've
done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We
write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to
wait. We build more computers to hold more
information, to produce more copies than ever, but
we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow
digestion, big men and small character, steep
profits and shallow relationships. These are the
days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier
houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick
trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one
night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a
time when there is much in the showroom window and
nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can
bring this letter to you, and a time when you can
choose either to share this insight, or to just hit
delete.


Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,
because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to
you in awe, because that little person soon will
grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you,
because that is the only treasure you can give with
your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and
your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and
an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep
inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for
someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time
to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

Always Remember:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

ihatethinkingoftitles

10:28 am / Posted by lhf / comments (5)

Aiya I'm content being the guy that does the 'filler' episodes in the blog but there are supposed to be like...ten authors or so? My suggestion is you get to tag someone after you do your blog entry. So after this entry the person I tag has to blog within 2 weeks or their first borns will have fugly faces and lots of ass hair. And priaprism.

This is what happened to the last guy that messed around with my power curse.

Yeah so dont mess ok. side note-pretty cool if they manage to treat him.

Oh check this out. This is one of the finalist for Ms England. Presenting Ms Surrey!!

Ooh yeah baby. You go girlfriend!! I'm such a fan of plus size girls! ... ... ... ... ... ... NOT!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH BRITISH PEOPLE?! ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! LOOK!! LOOK!! DO YOU REALLY NOT SEE A HUGE COW THREATENING TO DRAIN THE POOL IN 0.000159 SECONDS?? WHAT AM I MISSING HERE?!

Funny thing is how the british react so vehemently about skinny girls and they start going on about how the media keeps portraying the wrong image to young girls nowadays with tall leggy supermodels etcetc. CLEARLY THEY DIDNT PORTRAY THE IMAGE STRONGLY ENOUGH. MORE EXPOSURE TO THE TALL LEGGY SKINNY SUPERMODELS I SAY. Aiyah really cannot lah that Ms Surrey. Kesian her bf. Must be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

Fine enough la. I can sense some of the girls baring their fangs and going 'yoooouu areee so meaaannnn!' But secretly they think she's a cow too. Difference is I dont mind being seen as an ass. I mean if you're comfortable with your body good for you. But dont bloody pose in a skimpy bikini and cause some poor unsuspecting chinaman to accidentally stumble across it and then try gauge his eyes out in an attempt to eradicate the horrific scenes in his head. speaking of horrific i just watched [rec]. actually it was chia ming's fault.
*click to enlarge*

Eh anyway I thought it sucked. Way overused plot...scary zombies eats guy's head. Little girl eats guy's head. Undead ama eats guy's head. Guy gets his head eaten. Oh the way is was shot would be different and 'fresh' I suppose if they didn't rip of the damn idea of The Blairwitch Project. Stupid bouncing camera gave me motion sickness. Ah well I'm not a fan of horror movies anyway so maybe it was better than I give it credit for. Actually what do I know...I like movies like Starship Troopers and Doom wahahahaha. Also programs like Jackass and Family Guy.

Ooo and finallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the next person that has to post is.......BRANDON 'THE NOOBOOB' LEE KEONG JOO! (Give u blue colour font..I just realized recently I can change font colour haha)

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GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:07 am / Posted by lhf / comments (0)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERES NO ONE AT HOME SO I HAVE NO WHERE TO VENT MY HAPPINESS!!! WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MANCHESTER JUST THRASHED ARSE 2-1!

CMON EVERYBODY! SING WITH ME!

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITEDDD!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITEDDDD!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITEDDDDD!
AS THE REDS GO MARCHING UP UP UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kecohppl visit scotland!

4:46 am / Posted by lhf / comments (3)

i was gonna blog about it but i got lazy so a bimbo friend agreed to do it for me in exchange for an autographed picture of my handsome face. pingpogz.blogspot.com...how to use the link thing ah? wait let me test a bit. there we go.

waa fuck off...i just took a break to microwave my lovely tesco frozen meals and i realized someone stole my beef curry rice! jibai im poor like a dog d and the residents in my corridor are all consultants. jibet and they have the audacity to open my new carton of orange juice too. wah cant wait till i open it myself only then curicuri minum meh. im so gonna piss in the carton just to spite them. heheh i still get damn happy when i think of the night i pissed in barcelonas grandest fountain. font magica. i keep picturing some emo auntie closing her eyes, listening to the music from the brightly lit fountain and basking in the spray......hahahah. shit i need to grow up.

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Kecohppl visit spain. And get shat on.

4:10 am / Posted by moo / comments (0)

hola! It's time for my annual post! spain was chun! Miss it already. I miss siesta time! And oh my god the fooooood. Hmm very lazy to blog le. I will attempt a super long-winded blog. Or at least lots of pics.

So we arrived in spain after having lounged about for ages in the airport waiting for our super delayed flight to finally take off. Just in time for their siesta time. Or nap time. Everyone’s told us how lovely spain is, good food, sunny weather, friendly people, so yeah we were excited to say the least. But we landed in Barcelona and it was raining, n everything looked dark, gloomy and very very british. Sigh. Can’t escape from English weather.



We decided to do some shopping since it was too late in the day and we were too tired to do any sightseeing. But there’s always enough energy to shop! And hai fon we were thinking of u too. So kind right, we thought we’d get the shopping out of the way before u arrived. So off we go, all semangat n excited. So there we are, happily walking into the metro station, when suddenly some guy starts shouting really loudly at us.. kargar kargar! (or something like that). I knew that was Spanish for shit, or something along those lines. There u go- always learn the important phrases right? So we turn around, all suspicious, cos apparently in spain there’s lots of ppl trying to con you left, right and center. So he’s still shouting, and pointing at Lina’s back. And suprise surprise! There's some brown gooey stuff splattered right smack in the middle of her back. On her nice sort-of-new leather jacket summore! So there we were, completely shocked and wondering who or what had done this to us, when I suddenly realize this guy is STILL shouting. And this time he’s pointing at MY back. Wat the hell. So yes, we both got shat on. On our first day in spain. Whee. Ok it wasn’t shit, but we still don’t know wat the hell it was and really, you wouldn’t want to get too close to that brown chocolately goodness. We were both completely pissed off and traumatised because it was obviously not accidental. Methinks it was some dodgy looking guy who was following us around. So that was our happy introduction to spain. We spent the next couple of hours wandering around, trying to shop but still feeling very traumatised! So after a measly attempt at shopping, we decided to grab some food n head back. Pub crawl awaits!

We joined a pub crawl organised by the backpackers hostel we were staying in. Fun. But that’s another story for another day! Suffice to say it was great but it really is NOT a good idea to get smashed on the first day of your holiday!

hmm no pics fr our first day. too traumatised i think! heh

So we get up bright and early the nezt morning and Lina, o boozy one, has a throbbing hangover. And we’re all set for a full day of sightseeing. Haha no more pubcrawls next time, or at least not until our very last day! So we wander around the city, sight seeing. And also hunting for panadol, which in the end we managed to get from some random shop owner. He actually dug it out of his own pocket , in a dodgy looking packet summore. Oh and we had churros! Spanish donuts, which were gooood.

Damn im tired already. How to type a kecoh post. Okla the rest will be in pics!

This is where we had the best paella ever! according to hai fon it's like fried rice. Sigh. unsophisticated taste buds..



Lina was moved to tears by the amazing food..


fantastic squid ink paella! So good we couldn't even hold off long enough to take a photo!



Baja hitam visits Sagrada Familia, Barcelona's famous church-in-progress. Still not finished after god knows how long!


Okok lina don't kill me. I'l put up a nicer pic.



















So we took a lift all the way up to one of the towers of the Sagrada Familia n this is wat we found. Fruits!? Hmm Gaudi must have been really constipated when he designed this. Or just a huge fruit fan?

Then we walked down the stairs. Lots n lots n lots of stairs. Dizzyfy-ing














Hai fon drinking sangria. which apparently makes the world go round. So funny he was super high. Dammit should SO have taken a video.Raving on and on. i quote: Sangria is the NECTAR of LIFE! mann this is THE SHITS!
hahaha
As for me n lina, we were just ever so slightly red..




















Ooh n after this we had the most amazing seafood platter ever near the beach. It was a mountain. but devoured so quickly that no pics were taken!

We flew off to madrid next. Where some ppl were shamelessly camwhoring n trying to act cute. tsk tsk















Zara in madrid is so high class that they even have an orchestra outside!















And we went to some church where spanish royalty go. This is wat you SHOULD do when u step into a church:


















And this is wat u shouldn't do!



















In some square in Madrid where they used to perform executions, n there used to be some market here as well. How random.














This guy was painting beautiful pictures, using spray paint only! takes grafitti art to a whole new level!














After pretending to be all arty-farty n admiring all the artwork in museo de prado, it was time for MORE sangria! We were pretty much dying from hunger trying to find the best place to eat, cos spanish ppl don't eat till late, so it was almost 9 n most of the restaurants hadn't even opened! So we stumbled across this place. With the greatest tasting sangria ever!






















Full n happy!






And it was on to a jazz club..


















Or two..
















Ask hai fon n he can tell u a farny story abt the first jazz club we went to! haha damn blur!! Both places were great but had completely different vibes, the first one was more of a piano n singing type. The woman in the pic had a super sexay husky voice,The second place we went to was soo good !it was packed. Amazing atmosphere n good music. Was one of those smoky dimly lit places. Loved loved loved it! N the black guy on the left in the pic was super funny. So semangat n bopping his head all the way thru.

Camwhoring on the streets of madrid=fail




















Some other random pics..





















































Final night in madrid, we decided to go see this fountain that is apparently soo famous n so fantastically beautiful that u can feel emo just looking at it. Well we went there. N it was closed. Apparently the season hadn't started yet, So no light show+music+showers of water for us. So Mr lim hai fon, being the classy classy guy that he is, took a piss in it. Malaysia boleh!

The last day hai fon had left. so it was full on shopping back in barcelona. And also a midnight tapas feast followed by clubbing, which was mainly spent fending off sleazy spanish men competing for the cheesiest pick up lines..
u wanna try spanish men? Oh ur so pretty i love ur smile. Ur so beautiful, if i look at u i'll fall in love with u! sorry! i've fallen in love wif u..
wah. vomit blood.

okla. I think this is long enuf. Despite the shitting n all, it was a really incredible trip. Lots of unforgettable memories, Just cant be arsed to type them all here. Still having withdrawal symptoms! Wish all of u were here! wud have made so much more fun!!

On a side note, you know you need a haircut when random drunk dudes mistake u for elvis. Sigh.












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