Global Kecohers

Aiya I'm content being the guy that does the 'filler' episodes in the blog but there are supposed to be like...ten authors or so? My suggestion is you get to tag someone after you do your blog entry. So after this entry the person I tag has to blog within 2 weeks or their first borns will have fugly faces and lots of ass hair. And priaprism.

This is what happened to the last guy that messed around with my power curse.

Yeah so dont mess ok. side note-pretty cool if they manage to treat him.

Oh check this out. This is one of the finalist for Ms England. Presenting Ms Surrey!!

Ooh yeah baby. You go girlfriend!! I'm such a fan of plus size girls! ... ... ... ... ... ... NOT!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH BRITISH PEOPLE?! ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! LOOK!! LOOK!! DO YOU REALLY NOT SEE A HUGE COW THREATENING TO DRAIN THE POOL IN 0.000159 SECONDS?? WHAT AM I MISSING HERE?!

Funny thing is how the british react so vehemently about skinny girls and they start going on about how the media keeps portraying the wrong image to young girls nowadays with tall leggy supermodels etcetc. CLEARLY THEY DIDNT PORTRAY THE IMAGE STRONGLY ENOUGH. MORE EXPOSURE TO THE TALL LEGGY SKINNY SUPERMODELS I SAY. Aiyah really cannot lah that Ms Surrey. Kesian her bf. Must be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

Fine enough la. I can sense some of the girls baring their fangs and going 'yoooouu areee so meaaannnn!' But secretly they think she's a cow too. Difference is I dont mind being seen as an ass. I mean if you're comfortable with your body good for you. But dont bloody pose in a skimpy bikini and cause some poor unsuspecting chinaman to accidentally stumble across it and then try gauge his eyes out in an attempt to eradicate the horrific scenes in his head. speaking of horrific i just watched [rec]. actually it was chia ming's fault.
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Eh anyway I thought it sucked. Way overused plot...scary zombies eats guy's head. Little girl eats guy's head. Undead ama eats guy's head. Guy gets his head eaten. Oh the way is was shot would be different and 'fresh' I suppose if they didn't rip of the damn idea of The Blairwitch Project. Stupid bouncing camera gave me motion sickness. Ah well I'm not a fan of horror movies anyway so maybe it was better than I give it credit for. Actually what do I know...I like movies like Starship Troopers and Doom wahahahaha. Also programs like Jackass and Family Guy.

Ooo and finallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the next person that has to post is.......BRANDON 'THE NOOBOOB' LEE KEONG JOO! (Give u blue colour font..I just realized recently I can change font colour haha)