Global Kecohers

lalalala..just to fend off some boredom..


Once upon a time in a land far far away, there was a farmer who went by the name of Ah Chong. Ah Chong was a rich and successful farmer, and he lived in wealth and gluttony. Sadly, he died of a Myocardial Infarction. Haha.

Anyway, Ah Chong left behind his beautiful widow, Ah Lian. The lovely Ah Lian could not bear to sell off her husband’s blood and sweat, so she decided that she would continue managing the farm. However, her experience in such matters was absolutely zilch. Ah Lian decided to put up an ad in the local newspaper requesting for experienced people to help her with the farm.

Ah Lian was disappointed when only two people answered her ad. The first was a lecherous drunkard who she kicked into her pond, and the second was gay boy Ah John. Basically, she had no other choice but to hire Ah John.

Weeks passed. Ah John proved to be wonderful choice. He worked hard day and night, and weekends too. The farm flourished, even surpassing the success that her late husband’s farm had attained. The crops were bountiful, and the animals were fat. Ah Lian was so ecstatic with Ah John’s performance that she decided to reward him.

‘Ah John, you’ve worked so hard for this farm, I believe that you truly deserve a reward. Go enjoy the night out!’

Ah John was overjoyed, and he left for town on a Saturday night.

It was 3am when Ah John finally came back. He saw Ah Lian lying on the couch by the furnace. She said to him softly,

‘Unbutton my shirt, and take it off’. With shaking hands and a pounding heart, Ah John obeyed.

‘Now, take off my heels’. He slowly took them off.

‘My stockings’. He obeyed.

‘Skirt’. Ditto.

‘Bra’.
Ah John was shaking.

‘Now, take off my underwear’
Ah John slid them down slowly, and then they were off.

Ah Lian looked at Ah John and said,





“Next time I catch you wearing my clothes again I’ll hang u on the fan by your ****. (#*$&(@#*$&@(*#’



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This story is purely fictional, it has nothing to do with any persons currently living in northamptoN or anywhere else.

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