SeReMbAn~ the coolest town...

1:09 am / Posted by Lil'Ling / comments (0)

ello ppl!! it's time for me to blog something la.. hehe.. =D hmm.. okay la.. straight to the point.. blog about mich's bday first.. we celebrated her bday at her house.. we sort of gave her a 'surprise'.. but thanks to jin aun's car.. i dont tink we managed to surprise her la.. hehe! oh.. jin aun's car is s kecoh s him la.. tsk tsk..






so that was mich's bday.. actually i wrote tis quite long ago i cant remember wat i wanna write.. hehe.. kesian me k.. in gynae posting now.. everyday hav to reach hosp b4 7.30am.. torture k! anyway.. after mich's bday.. we celebrated ben's bday.. s usual.. our surprise failed again.. tis time is cos of mok.. he went n happily ask us in front of ben.. 'erm.. where's de dinner later ah?'.. *pengsan*
the house of champions.. 1-0-0-3.. =Dtis post is like posting bout bdays la.. hehehe! i shall not type anything la.. hehe! shall just upload all de photos.. hehe! oh.. i suddenly remembered.. the other day me, Rac n mich joined de goodwill games k.. n seremban lost to bukit jalil by.. i cant remember how much la.. but quite badly i would say.. but.. 3 of us contributed something k... hehe! me n rac played ping pong.. it was badddddd.. we somore shiok sendiri insisted that they send somebody to play with us.. haha! so they reuse this girl for all 3 games.. mengade rite.. she's good la.. but hav to like that meh.. *bitter* after ping pong me n rac played darts k.. women doubles.. haha! i overheard some juniors saying we were damn funny n drama.. drama meh? cannot aim only wat.. but.. we still won.. hahahaha.. *bangga*

colour coordinated k.. hehe!


before our victoryoh oh.. de guy in orange behind rac.. he's quite mengade la.. early morning we were sort of practicing la.. then he came n ask.. 'erm.. r they going to adjust the board? cos i dont tink it's according to the competition standards..' we were like oh.. okay.. konon hebat.. mana tau kalah.. vball team.. haha.. we won k.. too bad i was sitting there doing nth.. cis..n dont hav mich's photo during sports week la.. she was playing badminton.. n she won.. hebat le.. *clap clap* after sports week.. it's my bday lo.. hohoho.. we had a nice dinner, movie n we went port dickson for fun on labour day.. quite happening wat.. sban.. haha.. *pengsan*


we went n makan crab k.. it was yummy.. finger licking good.. next time u guys come over to sban we bring u ppl go k? hehe!look at leekeongjoo's n ben's face.. ape la.. drama kings..


the above photo is photo of chern woo kena beaten up by 3 guys.. (put it up for fun) hehe..


our expedisi to port dickson was fun too.. but we went there late.. so belum shiok also sun set edi.. then hav to balik.. haha.. our plan was to picnic there.. rac volunteered to make sandwhich k.. then i volunteered to bancuh teh.. then we can all sit on the mat n enjoy the sandwhich n tea.. so movie-like rite? hehe.. but it turned out to be total opposite la.. we couldnt find a tikar.. so we had to sit on newspaper.. the beach wasnt very cantik.. so we sat on the field which wasnt too bad la.. cos we curi curi masuk a random resort which was quite cantik.. then our sandwhich.. we had to spread ourselves.. n without butter somore.. we din bancuh teh.. so we ganti with 2 bottles of mineral water.. haha! quite okay wat.. no meh? hehe..

artistic le.. 4 black women shiok sendiri posing..

k la... tink it's quite a long post edi.. reached my quota for a year.. haha.. annual blog like a-melia edi.. hehe!




by George Carlin

7:44 pm / Posted by bran / comments (0)

by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have
taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider
freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have
bigger houses and smaller families, more
conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment,
more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but
less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get
too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read
too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our
values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate
too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life not life to years. We've
been all the way to the moon and back, but have
trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've
done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We
write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to
wait. We build more computers to hold more
information, to produce more copies than ever, but
we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow
digestion, big men and small character, steep
profits and shallow relationships. These are the
days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier
houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick
trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one
night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a
time when there is much in the showroom window and
nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can
bring this letter to you, and a time when you can
choose either to share this insight, or to just hit
delete.


Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,
because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to
you in awe, because that little person soon will
grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you,
because that is the only treasure you can give with
your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and
your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and
an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep
inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for
someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time
to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

Always Remember:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

ihatethinkingoftitles

10:28 am / Posted by lhf / comments (5)

Aiya I'm content being the guy that does the 'filler' episodes in the blog but there are supposed to be like...ten authors or so? My suggestion is you get to tag someone after you do your blog entry. So after this entry the person I tag has to blog within 2 weeks or their first borns will have fugly faces and lots of ass hair. And priaprism.

This is what happened to the last guy that messed around with my power curse.

Yeah so dont mess ok. side note-pretty cool if they manage to treat him.

Oh check this out. This is one of the finalist for Ms England. Presenting Ms Surrey!!

Ooh yeah baby. You go girlfriend!! I'm such a fan of plus size girls! ... ... ... ... ... ... NOT!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH BRITISH PEOPLE?! ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! LOOK!! LOOK!! DO YOU REALLY NOT SEE A HUGE COW THREATENING TO DRAIN THE POOL IN 0.000159 SECONDS?? WHAT AM I MISSING HERE?!

Funny thing is how the british react so vehemently about skinny girls and they start going on about how the media keeps portraying the wrong image to young girls nowadays with tall leggy supermodels etcetc. CLEARLY THEY DIDNT PORTRAY THE IMAGE STRONGLY ENOUGH. MORE EXPOSURE TO THE TALL LEGGY SKINNY SUPERMODELS I SAY. Aiyah really cannot lah that Ms Surrey. Kesian her bf. Must be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

Fine enough la. I can sense some of the girls baring their fangs and going 'yoooouu areee so meaaannnn!' But secretly they think she's a cow too. Difference is I dont mind being seen as an ass. I mean if you're comfortable with your body good for you. But dont bloody pose in a skimpy bikini and cause some poor unsuspecting chinaman to accidentally stumble across it and then try gauge his eyes out in an attempt to eradicate the horrific scenes in his head. speaking of horrific i just watched [rec]. actually it was chia ming's fault.
*click to enlarge*

Eh anyway I thought it sucked. Way overused plot...scary zombies eats guy's head. Little girl eats guy's head. Undead ama eats guy's head. Guy gets his head eaten. Oh the way is was shot would be different and 'fresh' I suppose if they didn't rip of the damn idea of The Blairwitch Project. Stupid bouncing camera gave me motion sickness. Ah well I'm not a fan of horror movies anyway so maybe it was better than I give it credit for. Actually what do I know...I like movies like Starship Troopers and Doom wahahahaha. Also programs like Jackass and Family Guy.

Ooo and finallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the next person that has to post is.......BRANDON 'THE NOOBOOB' LEE KEONG JOO! (Give u blue colour font..I just realized recently I can change font colour haha)

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GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:07 am / Posted by lhf / comments (0)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERES NO ONE AT HOME SO I HAVE NO WHERE TO VENT MY HAPPINESS!!! WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MANCHESTER JUST THRASHED ARSE 2-1!

CMON EVERYBODY! SING WITH ME!

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITEDDD!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITEDDDD!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITEDDDDD!
AS THE REDS GO MARCHING UP UP UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kecohppl visit scotland!

4:46 am / Posted by lhf / comments (3)

i was gonna blog about it but i got lazy so a bimbo friend agreed to do it for me in exchange for an autographed picture of my handsome face. pingpogz.blogspot.com...how to use the link thing ah? wait let me test a bit. there we go.

waa fuck off...i just took a break to microwave my lovely tesco frozen meals and i realized someone stole my beef curry rice! jibai im poor like a dog d and the residents in my corridor are all consultants. jibet and they have the audacity to open my new carton of orange juice too. wah cant wait till i open it myself only then curicuri minum meh. im so gonna piss in the carton just to spite them. heheh i still get damn happy when i think of the night i pissed in barcelonas grandest fountain. font magica. i keep picturing some emo auntie closing her eyes, listening to the music from the brightly lit fountain and basking in the spray......hahahah. shit i need to grow up.

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Sangria makes the world go round

5:22 am / Posted by lhf / comments (0)

Spain was damn chun but im lazy to blog about it so we will leave the task to polyp and moo. expect it next year hahaha. nah dont be lazy you two. give you a deadline. 2 weeks.

im damn bored. think i might die as a doctor. at least if i go into medicine lah. ward rounds in the morn, clinics in the afternoon. seriously feel like whacking something as the day progresses. how does my consultant stay so upbeat and cheery? i would smack my patients and tell them smallsmall thing dont come cari me lah u wuss. funny how my consultant was telling me stories of doctors committing suicide. apparently some time ago a consultant radiologist tried to off himself by stabbing his heart...but missed. zzzz. probably couldnt do it without X-ray supervision. and this anaesthelogist that used a pressurized can filled with barbiturate to introduce an air embolism into his blood stream followed by the anaesthetic. 10/10 for utilizing his medical knowledge in such a creative fashion.

i think exposure to death and dying will have either of these two effects on a med student. 1) become more compassionate as they are reminded of their mortality and the love ones around them. 2) turn into an ass that doesnt flinch when the patient they just clerked for their portfolio dies the next day. my breath wasnt that bad was it? oh yeah and they make crude jokes to cover up for their lack of empathy. ok go ahead and judge me. i judge myself. but truthfully i wonder how many of you will retain the former disposition to death and dying after 10 years.

stupid post. must inject my trademark bo-liaoness into it! ooo did you know a bunch of spanish people threw shit at amelia and lina? hihihi. i witheld making fun of them in barca cos i deduced its still too early to kacau them as they were quite upset. but its ok! you girls are still my favourite toilet smelling chicks. no need to use perfume. harpic can d. wahahaha shit i really cant control myself. pent it up for too long. okok must change topic cos a couple more kutukans just popped into my head. ah i think ill end the post here. cheers. btw my attendance for the past month (excluding the self declared 1 week holiday to spain) has been 100%. wonder whats happening to me.

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