Global Kecohers

Spain was damn chun but im lazy to blog about it so we will leave the task to polyp and moo. expect it next year hahaha. nah dont be lazy you two. give you a deadline. 2 weeks.

im damn bored. think i might die as a doctor. at least if i go into medicine lah. ward rounds in the morn, clinics in the afternoon. seriously feel like whacking something as the day progresses. how does my consultant stay so upbeat and cheery? i would smack my patients and tell them smallsmall thing dont come cari me lah u wuss. funny how my consultant was telling me stories of doctors committing suicide. apparently some time ago a consultant radiologist tried to off himself by stabbing his heart...but missed. zzzz. probably couldnt do it without X-ray supervision. and this anaesthelogist that used a pressurized can filled with barbiturate to introduce an air embolism into his blood stream followed by the anaesthetic. 10/10 for utilizing his medical knowledge in such a creative fashion.

i think exposure to death and dying will have either of these two effects on a med student. 1) become more compassionate as they are reminded of their mortality and the love ones around them. 2) turn into an ass that doesnt flinch when the patient they just clerked for their portfolio dies the next day. my breath wasnt that bad was it? oh yeah and they make crude jokes to cover up for their lack of empathy. ok go ahead and judge me. i judge myself. but truthfully i wonder how many of you will retain the former disposition to death and dying after 10 years.

stupid post. must inject my trademark bo-liaoness into it! ooo did you know a bunch of spanish people threw shit at amelia and lina? hihihi. i witheld making fun of them in barca cos i deduced its still too early to kacau them as they were quite upset. but its ok! you girls are still my favourite toilet smelling chicks. no need to use perfume. harpic can d. wahahaha shit i really cant control myself. pent it up for too long. okok must change topic cos a couple more kutukans just popped into my head. ah i think ill end the post here. cheers. btw my attendance for the past month (excluding the self declared 1 week holiday to spain) has been 100%. wonder whats happening to me.