Global Kecohers

WARNING- SPOILERS!!!!!!!

Tried to incorporate too many characters in the movie. Sandman? What a horrible role he had to take on. Didn’t have any kind of impact on the storyline, couldn’t steal a bit of money for his sick daughter, can’t even take a bath for that matter. Poor guy. Pee on him and he’s out for the count. Venom? Gets a new suit and a pair of shiny chompers but bang a few metal sticks together and he dies. And sigh sigh poor Jr Goblin. Gets beaten up by his best friend and when he tries to help out his ‘buddy’ who incidentally blew up half his face, gets stabbed twice though the chest and falls a couple of stories. Spiderman sees this but decides it more important to have a chat with Mr Sandman. So they have a warm fuzzy chat about his uncle, then listens patiently to sandman’s side of the story, sympathizes with him, thinks for a while................... and ‘oklah I forgive you.’ And when the Sandman leaves, is it time for Spidey to rush off to be by his dying best friends side? No…not quite yet. There’s still time to watch Sandman swish off a couple of blocks while smiling contently cause he’s so cool and he can forgive people like what his ama taught him.

Oklah a bit harsh…to be fair if it wasn’t for their ridiculously large budget and all the hype I would’ve rated it 6.5/10.

HF’s rating of Spidey- 5/10……..no wait…what about that British news reporter?!?! ‘uh…that’s so brutal…this might be the end of spiderman.’ As Kah Heng would say, ZHATOU… I genuinely believe any random chick you pick off the streets can act better than that.

Final rating- 4/10. Bo su cho can go watch lah…