Hey guys.....hahaha.....I was reading my cousin's blog and I saw this....and I thought it was really cute! hahaha.....have a look......=)
YOUR PUNDET GOT ARMORRR. I PUT PAPAYA THERE!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL! stupid angmohs damn a lot of free time. ripped this of xiaxues site. but dont go there!! im damn anti-xiaxue but i guess thats why i keep going back hahaha. the bitch is smart. gains significance by making ppl hate her enough.
And the picture below...i dunno if you people are just messing around pretending to be innocent and suci but either way u succeeded in making me feel like some hamsup old apek. erm u at least see the girl with both her arms raised right? so the thing shes 'blowing out of her eyes (LOL)' is the guy's face. hes standing behind her and shes tilting her head back. thats his arm on the left on her body. if you guys STILL cant see its not psychological anymore. your eyes cacat d.
Look closely at the picture....what do you see?
Ok..I'm sure you all see a couple right? but apparently children who have never been exposed to scenes of an intimate nature will see 9 dolphins. Yeah thats right u horney boogers, staring hard at the picture now to find the dolphins arent ya? i saw dolphins first try lor....then i saw a dinosaur. dunno why u peeple so cheeky.
Ohh i just thought of something interesting to blog about! So the other day while i was taking a shower my water heater exploded and caught on fire. Damn funny, there i was happily shampooing and singing along to some song when BOOOOM!!
So i cut the heater's power so i wouldnt get zapped and ran down to kill the main fuse box. When i made my way back to the bathroom the fricking thing was on fire...with the flames reaching the ceiling! so i was thinking ooo form 3 Kemahiran Hidup says electric fire no can use water! use foam! or co2! but too bad la my house where got foam or co2 extinguisher. so i wet a towel and started beating the heater. unfortunately parts of the heater broke off and kept burning in the bathtub. So after i got the fire under control....hahahahahaha im trying to sound yeng btw....by under control i actually mean the heater completely melted and burnt a hole clean through the ventilation shaft while i was frantically splashing water at it...anyway when the fire was out the exposed wires were still sparking happily and since i decided im too pretty to die i should call up the fire department to sort it out.
i told them CLEARLY the fire was OUT but the wires were still sparking. key words 'FIRE, OUT'. anyway they decided its not yeng to come quietly to my house so they came SIRENS BLARING with their huge ass fire engine trundling down my little street causing all the neighbours to stare at the poor half naked chinaman with shampoo in his hair. -.- lucky my body damn chun if not sure shy d.
ahem anyway lazy to post up pics. my computer kena virus when i tried downloading dawn yangs naked pics. the fucker website con kao me. die u fuckers. hope ur heater explodes
Labels: lhfah, life as a single person. it's quiet. hhaha. shall van wilder up again after the exams!! MUST! =P missing you guys like no one can imagine.
LOLLLL i received a damn funny email just now with photos of drunkards.
Shit makes my passing out in zouk and poppy look damn graceful. How to KO while you pangsai la?
Roll over=broken bones. Chunchun chabihun.
Okla even you people who think this is all very mean must admit this particular one is ingenious!! Hahahahahah how the fuck can u selotape a drunk bugger onto the ceiling?! Hmm after filling your heads with all this creative ideas i must remember never to get intoxicated in your presence.
Labels: lhfYo yo!! How's everyone?? Hope all is well!! Goodness, i realised it has been aeons since i last blogged!! Haha.. okies much have been happening in good ol' Adelaide.. I'll try to fit in as many as possible in this one post.. coz tis will be my last post till after finals *shivers*
Michelle's surprise 21st! We booked an apartment in Glenelg and threw her a party.. It was fun fun fun!! =)
Cricket @ Glenelg
Okies let me tell u abit bout my first bday celeb in Adelaide.. It started off with and early celeb with my cg. Went for lunch in North Adelaide. Delicious!! Considering the fact that i don't cook, they cooked me a wk's supply of tom yum n green curry!! yuummMM!! =) How thoughtful!! =)
The Villagers were so sweet, they threw me a surprise birthday party at the beach!! Not suspecting anything, we headed off to Glenelg on Mon (initial mission: to shop n frolic at the beach!) only to find EVERYONE there waiting.... Was really surprised as i didn't expect it! It was heaps fun!! =) The weather was wonderful, the food was great (i found out the gals were bz preparing the food the night b4! awwww!! *bear hug*), the company was lovely, we played cricket n touch rugby (altho it consists of just running around shouting, trying to tag other ppl) It was awesome!!! Had a blast!! =) Thanks guys!!! Thanks for making my first birthday away fr home a memorable one!!! =)
OOooh, check out wat i got.. My first Crumpler (!! *squeals*) bag!! It came with a deck of cards and a super comel tiny little matchbox! Haha.. n pjs n Gowri got me the butterfly thing!! It's sooooooooooo pretty!!! Thanks girl, so thoughtful of u!! =).. Then theres food from my cg, no pics coz i ate it all!! Hahah.. The tom yum n green curry were soooooooo gooooood!!
My Adelaide family! Glad to have all of u here with me!! Wouldn't wana have it any other way!! =) Looking forward for more awesome crazy experiences with u guys!! =) Here's to PASSING finals!! praying real hard!
XOXO with lotsa lotsa love,