Global Kecohers

yoyo. just finished i am legend. thought it was kinda too simple for a movie of will smith's pedigree. expected more la. anyway he went out with a bang. so ok ok la.

hrmss ok kk part 2 coming up.


PRTTTTTTTT. de sound ripped through the silent mountain air. sigh. chem lesson 101. as u move higher up in the atmosphere, there is less atmospheric pressure. so when there is less atmospheric pressure, air expands. as u know, our bowel is full of air. so when it cannot keep the air anymore de air has to go somewhere right..n our GI tract only got 2 lobang la. so it will follow de path of less resistance. this is NORMAL. every1 does it. some do it louder than most. some don't admit it. but EVERY1 does it!!! STOP LOOKING AT ME WITH THAT FUNNY LOOK!! only up there i realised that 'fresh mountain air' might not be so fresh after all.

3km up de path, there was only me n christabel. the other 4 had already rampaged through the first half of the trail. christabel has always had knee problems and they flared up when we started the climb. so me being the nice kind gentleman that i am teman-ed her throughout the climb. we were going slowly and many ppl who started later than us were overtaking us. our guide was behind us. he'll stick with the belakang ppl. he's about lingwei's height, and thin. he was carrying more than 20kg of our bags. crazy fella. ppl hike like crazy, he put hands in pocket n skip along the path. literally. dam bengang wei.

RING RING. RING RING. dam cha tou wei. halfway up the highest peak in borneo, my handphone rang. dam off la. super mood spoiler. so when u hike, silent your phone or turn it off. it just kills de mood. anyways, it was lingwei. she said de ppl in front of her went ahead and she couldn't keep up. de ppl behind her haven't catch up. so she call me. dengggg.. so i ask her wait for us lo.

RING RING. RING RING. lingwei: where are you. why so slow de. i'm waiting at the pondok. me: okok coming coming.

RING RING. RING RING. swt.. lingwei again. she say very lonely and cold waiting there. so she went off with another guide. swt swt swt swt

urm. skip all the boring parts la. the hike itself was mostly uneventful. there's a single path you follow, den mostly it's steps until the final third, where things start getting rocky and u climb up rocks instead of wooden stairs. think we were at the 4thplus kilometer when mingkeong reached de top. fast la. he say he have to keep going cos if slow down will cramp wo. in 2nd n 3rd position were lingwei and mrshio. 4th was ah mok. me n christabel were taking up de rear. anyways it was about here dat i was beginning to feel dizzy n got headache la. took panadol and ponstan, but didn't help. think it's called acute mountain sickness. something like dat la. anyway not macho at all la. grrr. bring mountain sickness tablets.

ok sampai la last 500metres. so near. yet so far. up on this trail, we learned the true value of 1kilometer. 1kilometer is dam far wei. dam dam dam dam far. btw i heard jebb was thinking of climbing. hahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahaha. the steps are taller than her wei. heheheh. but le if wan try is a good experience geh. can make it kua. the next day. hahahahahahahahahahaha.

anyways. de last part every1 reach top d la. suddenly it started raining. heavily. cis. i got no raincoat. cos i left it with lingwei, who abandoned me. sob. my raincoat reach de top earlier den me. when i need it. sob. anyway our faithful guide, who was always behind us motivating n supporting us, suddenly felt that those ppl who edi reached de top needed their bags. very badly. just when it started to rain. so he say byebye den cabut. leaving us in de rain. rawrrrrr. dam sad wei. abandoned.

okok last part le. de roles of me n chris reverse d. in front is me motivator. now back i need motivation pulak. hehe. cos really pening le. cannot tahan. walk few steps need to stop n rest. so dat last 500m was dam torturing la. smore got lingwei keep sms say she reach top d. grrrrrr. not motivating at all.

ok tired d. dam hot my crotch area. laptop on lap ma. panas.

hmm. actually dunno how much to reveal le. so din type all all la. don wanna spoil de enjoyment for racinetan and shengkunleng. so ganbate la u all 2. anything we come back ma ask us lo.

okok..tired d! good nite ba. any questions about the above story, can ask when we come back ba. nites!

harlo n good morning everyone!

today's edition of the sabah times may or may not be a true account of what may or may not have happened on the path up to the peak of mt kinabalu several days ago.

anyways, it started as a perfect morning. dark, cold and earrrrrlyyy. we had to get up at 5 and get ready as our van came to pick us up at 530am. over here, as all the borneo ppl know, the sun is up about an hour earlier compared to the peninsular. but at the ungodly hour of 530, even our world's greatest energy source is nowhere to be seen.

anyways, it was to be about 2hours journey from our place to the starting point of our journey, timpohon gate. i would put in a trail map for you, but i'm lazy and you'll just have to imagine. just woke up not too long ago and everyone else is still sleeping. anyways the gate itself is already about 2000++ meters above sea level. the peak is claimed to be at 4095m. means we quite high up the mountain d la. the 'three-quarter house' is at 3300++ meters i think. called laban rata la the place. forgive my uncapped letters. i'm lazy. shoot me.

urm. when we reach near the place d, got a restaurant there, so we stopped for breakfast. to prove that not all haifon says is fake, they really do serve lambchop there. i think the price is kinda like normal price, higher a bit nia, but wasn't really paying attention cos not planning to eat. the place called bayu kinabalu. btw a little side note here. when you guys come to kinabalu, drink.plain.water. seriously. the price of drinks here is crazy. even limau ais is more expensive than coca cola. even if you don wan the asam boi they offer you.

urm okok reach timpohon gate d. gonna start climbing. there were 6 of us. 4 lelaki 2 perempuan. lelaki is leekeongjoo, moeycheehoong, mokchuangshin and wanmingkeong aka lameking. perempuan is nglingwei and christabelestherterence. now if you're smart and are kinda loaded, get a porter to carry up your stuff for you. they charge rm6.60 per kg for a return trip. so if your bag is 5kg, it's only bout rm33. but usually will be bout 7kg. most heavy stuff is water. word of advice - don carry too much water. just bring 500ml when you start out. there'll be resthouses along the way. 7 in total for the 6km hike. everytime you reach a resthouse just refill with water n drink. they got untreated water there. not crystal pure but drinkable la. at least still look like water not teh tarik. i didn't get a porter, but lingwei did. so i tumpang some stuff inside hers. haha. but i still carry heavy bag up k. don play play.

end of part 1. i'm sweating like crazy here. the best place for internet here is in de corridor. no fan de. gila panas wei. i continue part 2 later ba. or nlwei will do it for me. hohohoho..

since i m so free...not studying for my minor postings...i shall blog bout our diwali nite la...

yup dats us....kunleng in her punjabi-styled sari, mengada jeb who dowan join fashion show, me in rajastani-styled sari (dis is a sari 4 shy ppl...=p), mich in a sari for a adolescent (she had to ber-tocang n act cute k!) and gowri wid her big big smile =)

i jz had 2 put dis pic in la...cos i like it...hahaha!!!poser pic...we hv few more la...but i like dis best...i tink mich liked d other 1 better...but i lazy 1 put la...anyway, dis is our medley dance grp...d indian gals are super chun dancers la...i tink dey move their hands oni oso look gd on stage d..hahaha!!!

anyway, i shall put up d video of our medley...lookout for chernwoo and suyuen in d video!!!no nit 2 look out 4 jin aun..u wont miss him la...look out for his last solo part..its super funny la!!!(at least i tink so) =p

enjoy!!!!

aiya...i duno how 2 upload video la..i dowan upload liao...cis!

Obs&Gyn in General Mayo Hospital : get urself some caucasian to get laid la lol

Obs&Gyn in General Mayo Hospital : life will not be so boring lol

lhf : fuuyoh ser chiang oh

lhf : teach me la ser..i duno how ma

Obs&Gyn in General Mayo Hospital : hehe jz mixed wif caucasian gals la

Obs&Gyn in General Mayo Hospital : they very open wan

Obs&Gyn in General Mayo Hospital : lol

Obs&Gyn in General Mayo Hospital : diao i do obs and gyn

Obs&Gyn in General Mayo Hospital : c p*ssy till muaks

lhf: ...... dunno wan to laugh or cry for u

lhf: so you getting a lot of action la?

Obs&Gyn in General Mayo Hospital : diao i dun wan my lanciao get infected

http://kecohppl.blogspot.com/2006/11/gou-wei-ah-ser.html

lhf : correct smart ser

HEHEHEEHEHEH ser should get into the entertainment business. talent is so wasted on medicine. i have portfolios to do. im bored.

Hey Guys!!
Here's some cool stuff to keep you entertained! enjoy!! :D

I kill U!


Pure Bollywood style!


This is an awesome New Zealand Band and they are dang funny! enjoy!

aww in case i invoked the righteous indignition of the women out there heres a picture of a polar bear. yay. polar bear.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five.
1 to hold the lightbulb, and 4 to turn the chair!


Q: A trucker hits a woman. Who's fault is it?
A: The trucker, he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen


Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken


There are three women on an island surrounded by water on all sides, obviously. They find a genie in a lamp who grants them three wishes, one each. The first woman says: 'I would like to be 100 times more intelligent so i can build a boat and sail home. 'Her wish is granted and she sails home. The second woman says: ' I would like to 1000 times more intelligent so I could build a plane and fly home. 'Her wish is granted and she flies home. The third woman says: 'I would like to be 1000000000000000000000000000 times more intelligent-' and before she could finish talking she turned into a man and crossed the bridge.


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. i can feel the wrath of the chicks boiling over d...uhhh such rude jokes. so uncouth and sexist. tsktsk. i do not approve.

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HAHAAHAHAHAH cant help it. to be fair there were muchmuch ruder, dirtier jokes that i didnt dare post up! these are all rated 'UMUM'

Hey guys.....hahaha.....I was reading my cousin's blog and I saw this....and I thought it was really cute! hahaha.....have a look......=)

Look closely at the picture....what do you see?

Ok..I'm sure you all see a couple right? but apparently children who have never been exposed to scenes of an intimate nature will see 9 dolphins. Yeah thats right u horney boogers, staring hard at the picture now to find the dolphins arent ya? i saw dolphins first try lor....then i saw a dinosaur. dunno why u peeple so cheeky.

Ohh i just thought of something interesting to blog about! So the other day while i was taking a shower my water heater exploded and caught on fire. Damn funny, there i was happily shampooing and singing along to some song when BOOOOM!!

So i cut the heater's power so i wouldnt get zapped and ran down to kill the main fuse box. When i made my way back to the bathroom the fricking thing was on fire...with the flames reaching the ceiling! so i was thinking ooo form 3 Kemahiran Hidup says electric fire no can use water! use foam! or co2! but too bad la my house where got foam or co2 extinguisher. so i wet a towel and started beating the heater. unfortunately parts of the heater broke off and kept burning in the bathtub. So after i got the fire under control....hahahahahaha im trying to sound yeng btw....by under control i actually mean the heater completely melted and burnt a hole clean through the ventilation shaft while i was frantically splashing water at it...anyway when the fire was out the exposed wires were still sparking happily and since i decided im too pretty to die i should call up the fire department to sort it out.

i told them CLEARLY the fire was OUT but the wires were still sparking. key words 'FIRE, OUT'. anyway they decided its not yeng to come quietly to my house so they came SIRENS BLARING with their huge ass fire engine trundling down my little street causing all the neighbours to stare at the poor half naked chinaman with shampoo in his hair. -.- lucky my body damn chun if not sure shy d.

ahem anyway lazy to post up pics. my computer kena virus when i tried downloading dawn yangs naked pics. the fucker website con kao me. die u fuckers. hope ur heater explodes

ah, life as a single person. it's quiet. hhaha. shall van wilder up again after the exams!! MUST! =P missing you guys like no one can imagine.

LOLLLL i received a damn funny email just now with photos of drunkards.

Shit makes my passing out in zouk and poppy look damn graceful. How to KO while you pangsai la?

Roll over=broken bones. Chunchun chabihun.

Okla even you people who think this is all very mean must admit this particular one is ingenious!! Hahahahahah how the fuck can u selotape a drunk bugger onto the ceiling?! Hmm after filling your heads with all this creative ideas i must remember never to get intoxicated in your presence.

Yo yo!! How's everyone?? Hope all is well!! Goodness, i realised it has been aeons since i last blogged!! Haha.. okies much have been happening in good ol' Adelaide.. I'll try to fit in as many as possible in this one post.. coz tis will be my last post till after finals *shivers*

So, it has been bout 10 mths since we set foot in this peculiar little place.. Was really not used to it at the begining, as everything closes at 5 (!!) n there's barely anyone on the streets after.. except the drunkards who would go around high-five-ing ppl!! No mamak, no clubbing, no kecoh peeps (OMG! tis is the only complete grp photo of the kecoh peeps! tsk! note to self: must. take. more. photos.), no late night movies, no nothing! Just un-happening! The tallest building here is Santos, which might be as tall as One Utama! (i kid u not!)..Hindmarsh was nice, but not a place i would wana stay in the long run (note: fungus growing on carpet! utterly gross!).. We were lucky we got a place in Windsor a couple of wks later Welcome to our humble abode!! This is where kai, bry n i are currently staying!! There's a tennis court smack right in the middle (if u havent already noticed), a swimming pool, a spa, a gym n a bbq place... hahah.... I know.... lovely isnt it??

Orientation was nothing like IMU, it was just a week of tutes after tutes on communication skills.. The only thing to look forward to during orientation was the free cookies and drinks! (so Asian of us hey!) hahah...

Oh this is our uni btw.. nice nice nice??

Things were looking bleak, the temp was 40 degrees (it was one of the hottest summer eva!), was begining to regret changing to PMS.. *tear* Okie drama, no la, it wasn't tat bad.. really!! There were happy times too, like exploring places (there was once, when we were still staying in Hindmarsh, we got home late n were kinda sesat, we somehow ended up walking thru the cemetary to get bk!! *cue freaky tune* oh n did i mention, Hindmarsh used to b a hosp! *jeng jeng jeng*), our dinner cook-out, lepaking at Torren's,no exams,got to know ken n leng hui better,ken's penchant for "High School Musical" etc~...fun stuff!=)

Things started to look more promising, I discovered BOOST

Rundle and Glenelg and we started our rotations. All the IMU kids were sent to the Queen Elizabeth Hospital.. a really nice hospital i must say, would definitely apply for my internship there! The rotations were great, ppl were heaps nice! Got to know the Villagers (the M204s, they are staying at the uni accom called The Village) better..been spending my wkends over ever since!

Thus far, things have been awesome.. I guess Adelaide has kinda grown on me, begining to love this place more! The people, the laidback-ness, the simplicity...the punk-head pigeons, the crazy weather..everything! =) Im amazed how certain circumstances force you to grow up..I reckon i've personally grown so much in this mere 10 mths.. From my first time taking the bus, to grocery shopping, to cooking, to doing everything (mostly) myself.. Mummy says im a more independent person now!! *pet pet* Of coz i still miss home heaps!! (tat explains the gabillion pics plastered all over my wall!) But yeah, its all good! I guess we should always take everything into our stride as every cloud HAS a silver lining (ref: ken)

Anyhoos, I'm so malas (omgz, i so miss speaking in BM) to type somemore, i'll let the pictures do the talking.. I'll try to upload them in chronological order (caution: picha's galore ahead!).. hav fun! go crazy! =)

CNY party.. our first CNY in Ade! I forsee a more happening celeb in the yrs to come =)

"Symphony Under The Stars"

Jazz night

Chuen's, Chrisitine's, Rahul boy's and Michelle's (fr cg) bday party.. I really don't know wats with IMU peeps and surprises.. hahah....

Chuen's surprise bday!

Christine's bday! Haven gotten the pics of her surprise bday at home..

Rahul's bday! Check out Rahul's crown!!! Cantik kan?? Guess who made it?? teehee =) Oh n according to Chris, he's just "spicing up" the pic (ref: chris' face!)

Michelle's surprise 21st! We booked an apartment in Glenelg and threw her a party.. It was fun fun fun!! =)

Cricket @ Glenelg

Some random drinking,baking, potluck n sushi parties

IMU gathering @ botanical garden, Rymill park & Glenelg.. with all the super duper seniors!!! The IMU community here is growing!! Heard more ppl are coming to Ade for their intership!! Yay!! The seniors are soooooo nice n helpful!! =)

Varekai...... Fantastic!!

Half-way dinner (dinner to celeb that fact that we r half-way thru med school)

Switchfoot concert!! They were awesome!!!

Okies let me tell u abit bout my first bday celeb in Adelaide.. It started off with and early celeb with my cg. Went for lunch in North Adelaide. Delicious!! Considering the fact that i don't cook, they cooked me a wk's supply of tom yum n green curry!! yuummMM!! =) How thoughtful!! =)

The Villagers were so sweet, they threw me a surprise birthday party at the beach!! Not suspecting anything, we headed off to Glenelg on Mon (initial mission: to shop n frolic at the beach!) only to find EVERYONE there waiting.... Was really surprised as i didn't expect it! It was heaps fun!! =) The weather was wonderful, the food was great (i found out the gals were bz preparing the food the night b4! awwww!! *bear hug*), the company was lovely, we played cricket n touch rugby (altho it consists of just running around shouting, trying to tag other ppl) It was awesome!!! Had a blast!! =) Thanks guys!!! Thanks for making my first birthday away fr home a memorable one!!! =)

Post-birthday dinner @ Amarin Thai!! OMG! The food i tell u!! Yummydydilicious!! Christine is such a sweetheart, she baked a cake for me! Oreo cheesecake!! YuummmMMM!! =)

OOooh, check out wat i got.. My first Crumpler (!! *squeals*) bag!! It came with a deck of cards and a super comel tiny little matchbox! Haha.. n pjs n Gowri got me the butterfly thing!! It's sooooooooooo pretty!!! Thanks girl, so thoughtful of u!! =).. Then theres food from my cg, no pics coz i ate it all!! Hahah.. The tom yum n green curry were soooooooo gooooood!!

My Adelaide family! Glad to have all of u here with me!! Wouldn't wana have it any other way!! =) Looking forward for more awesome crazy experiences with u guys!! =) Here's to PASSING finals!! praying real hard!

Okies, i think i've kecoh'ed enuff... hahaha!! Till my next post....... take care yo!!! Miss u guys!!!

XOXO with lotsa lotsa love,

jebbs

ps: I'll be coming home on the 20th NOV!! WELCOME MEEE!!!!! Its next mth!!! Yay!!!!! =)

pps: It took me FOREVER to load the pics!! U guys better read this! =) more pichas @ facebook

okies tats all.. miss ya'll!! =) *muah*