Origins of Love

6:10 am / Posted by lhf /

Sigh I see some of you are in dire need of an education concerning women. as you can see in the chatterbox people are questioning my theories on choosing a girl based on her derriere. so let me give u history lesson. Long ago after the act of clouting a chick over her head and dragging her limp body back to your cave was outlawed (sadly), and the art of courtship became increasing popular..women needed a way to express their love for their other half. You see they couldnt begin to describe where this sweet, overwhelming feeling from within came from. So they decided to call that place the 'heart'. Obviously they didnt have marieb at the time so they didnt know what the heart was actually quite ugly but its ok cos people back in the day were stupid. so think about it....why do you think the heart is shaped like this?





Yala i failed art in primary school. piss off. Anyway fast forwarding back to the present, this is why i consider it the gesture of utmost devotion when a girl tells me 'I'll give you my ass if you tell me you love me'. cos i know that she truly understands and appreciates where the origins of love come from. Aiya losing interest in this. To end this extremely bo liao blog entry, based on my mini-lecture can you spot the girl with the best personality in this photo?


WOOHOO! SHAKE IT BABEH!

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