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"i wish i could get married and just make babies" -random anonymous auntie complaining about cramming before exams

man me too. well....maybe not get married. well...not make babies either. guess that leaves me with the process of making babies.

im bored. *scratches ass* can u people please update the blog? thats all the entertainment im getting these days. christ i feel damn sien. i realized theres no end to the career path we have chosen. stdy stdy stdy for exams only to graduate so we can sit for more exams. cibai i shouldve been a farmer la. good life leh...can picture myself sitting on a rock in the open fields watching my flock of sheep grazing around me. *gazes off into the distance* but then must have a mamak, cc, cineplex, pool area, chillout bar and starbucks nearby. ohya and a kolomee stall. hmm i wonder if i can open a farm in subang. quite chun. can beremo with my sheep till i get sien then go pwn kao ppl in asia cafe.

blah...alternative is to go back home and work as a GP after i graduate. hmm truthfully i wont have any qualms with that but it seems everyone around me expects more. haiz earn enough to live a simple life happy liao ma. need so much money for what? i stopped dreaming about ferraris and lambos long ago when i realized ill be an apek before i can afford it.

ohya! gong hei fatt choy to everyone! bet u all cant beat my cny celebration! i stayed at home and had a grand feast comprising of A-one Yummy brand cup noodles and panadol. *ahem* lhf a 21 yr old chinese gentleman with excessive good looks presents with fever, productive cough and general sienness which he noticed a week ago. Mx-it is imperative that he is exempted from all exams from now until the unforeseeable future as it clearly has an adverse reaction on his physical wellbeing.

not done crapping. aiyah this is such a boring blog entry. i hate overly wordy blog entries. ah well leave me be. i need to rant a little longer to pacify the frustration in me. okok lets discuss something. the topic shall be 'why beauty is so important in a girl'. see ah i think everyone agrees a girl needs to be hot to get a decent guy whereas a fugly apek could still get a decent looking chick if he has money. aiya maybe not true la...if there was some really loaded ugly chick out there i might marry her so i can quit med and open up my farm. then ill chuck her with the sheep cause i want my offspring to be beautiful.

still not done yet. whats the record for longest post? think ill try smash that with this baby. for the readers that have better things to do with their time i honestly advice you to stop right here and go do something productive....... what next what next. ok i just deleted a paragraph about sex cause i realized the audience here should be reading umum stuff. let me instead tell you about the conflicting advice my dad and brother have been giving me.

bro- haif...please dont ever marry into a poor family. get a fucking loaded chick so you can play around with her money. doesnt have to be pretty but must listen to you.

dad- (when my bro isnt around) please dont listen to your brother. i know you want very pretty one. *knowing look* but if you get super rich why is she going to listen to you? unless you really are wang lee hom.

my dad is damn funny lah. on my last trip back to kuching the family was in the car and we were having a talk revolving around a family friend whos apparently quite chun. my dad said in jest that i should go for her. my bro then intervened and jokingly said 'nolah her nang not big enough. haifon has too many criterias.'
my dad=oh.
me=(-.-")

later that evening when my mum was browsing through some of my photos on my com, my mum pointed out a friend of mine and said 'wahh very pretty leh. whos she?' my dad then glanced over and said matter-of-factly 'eh nang not big enough. haifon wont like one.' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my dad is too funny lah.