Global Kecohers

here we go!

once upon a time there was a lengchai guy, a cat and a cow. the cow was aging so they decided to go to london. in london they went to a pub where they had some wine. to be exact, ONE glass of wine. nah to be absolutely implicit with detail, half a glass of white wine.

so there we were mooing and miawing, and in the case of the lengchai, chatting sophisticatedly. this went on for a few hrs when we decided we sudnt push our luck as the london underground was closing. so we walked out.

at this point the cow was behaving cold sober. seriously. she was chatting normally, very rationally absolutely no sign whatsoever of even the slightest intoxication. oh and according to the cat, in a prior clubbing incident the cow downed several shots without even turning red. so it came as a surprise when the cow said "eh...i feel a little off......"

hehe next thing we knew amelia law suok sze was flopping about on the pavement. dunno if she was trying to do an impression of a beached whale but it was damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn funny la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if she was truly drunk like the oh-my-god-ill-nvr-do-this-again*vomit x 3* we wouldve been very sympathetic and worried but as it was i swear i didnt know what to think!!!!!!!!!!!!

she was absolutely fine, talking normally, no nausea no anything! jes that somehow her muscles all refused to work. she cudnt even sit up on her own....but you kecohppl mustve taught her well cos she was still talking happily. so there we were, a bunch of silly chinese ppl sitting on the sidewalk. after 10 minutes her cousin we decided to bring her to the main road where we cud flag down a cab.

so one arm around my neck another arm around her cuz's neck and we started walking....that lasted about 5 steps went suddenly she decided she didnt quite perfect her floppy fish imitation yet, so her legs totally went and this time her neck too. we really got quite worried. jes before she was walked normally, even commenting on how we weren’t walking in tandem. out of the blue, FLOPPYFISH mode.

"moo moo! shit, you alright?!"

hahahahahah dunno why but this part got me n lina laughing all night. still in the same limp, neck dangling pose came a "WaD?!" you know the stoner, slightly irritated tone she uses when u call her too many times? aiyah to conclude the story amelias says her 21st birthday was definitely memorable and i better stop before amelia does voodoo on me or something.

i got face cramps that night. i swear.

HAPPY 21ST AMELIA!!!