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hello ppl!! it's been a long time huh.. =D how's everybody?! lim hai fon.. mana u sesat?! u're suppose to be the blogger of the year.. wat happen!! our blog is dying off lo.. sob~ noooooo.... so i'm here to kecoh abit..

our cute lil' smarties ice cream 'cake'...racine tan baru mandi.. tsk tsk..after combing hair.. ;pn this is the reason why we cant poke the candle in the ice-cream.. ape la.. melted till like that.. lousy fridge..

Yo ho yo ho a pervert's life for me yeah! - Johan Siow -

lama takde blog dah.

anyways.
for an update, us ppl stuck in Seremban are gearing up for exams soon - EOS 9.

August 13, 15 & 21.
that's less than a month away.

exams suck. everytime exams come around I get portents of doom.
then I start praying. and making all kinds of deals.

If i pass i'll study hard next semester.
If i pass i'll clean my room.
If i pass i'll stop playing so much computer games.

prayers are good for the soul.
n they seem to work so far.


i hope they work again this time.

Kuching people rock. For one we have an accurate perception of time and thus we will never be culpable of tardiness. "If Hai Fon isn't asleep he'll always be on time" (quoted by Nooboob KJ). Kuching people are also damn spontaneous. I'm bringing this up now because even after so many years my friends haven't changed.

Friend A resides in Aus, working.
Friend B resides in Canada, working.
Handsome Lengzhai C stuck in Leicester, pretending to be a med student.

Day 1-Conversation between Friend A and C
A-Working life sucks, lets go get smashed.
C-Ok
A-I'll ask B (both sends a facebook msg to B)

Day 2-Facebook reply from B
B-I'm down like a clown, Charlie Brown. I need dates to plan on my end.

Day 3-Dates confirmed, B and C applying for leave as we speak

Even in the highly unlikely case that the plan doesn't come into fruition, it took a total of 3 days to coordinate the dates of three people(from Kuching, where the coolest people come from) around the world. Itinerary is planned out and all thats left is to see if their leaves are granted. If all goes well, it'll be snowboarding in Switzerland, peeing off the Eiffel Tower in Paris and.....admiring the tulips and other pretty flowers in Amsterdam. Further venues to be added if they get the full length of leave they are applying for. This is why Kuchingnites will take over Malaysia. While KL people are deliberating whether or not to go to war and whether their parents will give them permission, Kuching people will have invaded, occupied their land and stolen their wives and daughters and be found in a kopitiam eating kolo mee.



The life substance of a Kuchingnite. Eaten in a kopitiam, it has the effect of making us relive our high school years, the craziest period of our lives (IMU was awesome too but in a more legal, socially acceptable way). Same old stories will be retold the billionth time about terrorizing teachers, wrecking havoc in class and each time a small piece will be lost in memory as time takes its toll on our perpetually regressed minds.

Update- Interesting fact. Do you guys remember your Sejarah? James Brooke ruled most of Sarawak followed by Charles Brooke and Charles Vyner Brooke who left for Australia when the Japs invaded? Anyway we had this girl in our class for many years named Brooke Alexander before one day on the cover of the local newspaper, it was revealed she was the descendant of the White Rajah. Pretty cool huh? Her bro was in the school track team with me. Whooped our asses pretty bad.

so i played with photoshop again. haha. dunno why so small though. hmmm. i moved van ren again. hahaha. maybe a bit better this way. later only i add on to the blog layout lah. hahaha

it's quite a task looking for a photo that includes everyone.

so i adobe'ed people in. haha

unfortunately i can't make the navbar go away. i'll probably change the colours for this thing... it's a bit off... hee hee. but at least the look finally changed.

feedback please!

so i'm planning for something like this to be the next performance. hehehe. so you can think you can dance australia top 12 group performance.



hopefully can lah. probably the same dancers as before. i do wonder where we're gonna get jailhouse pants for it... and how to change-over to hiphop after. haha. that's gonna be an interesting 5secs to change.

i finally got the video for last year's dance performance at med school. we had three nights. the last night i was drunk enough to sit and stone in a chair to take a quick nap before the performance. haha. it's funny watching myself dance drunk onstage. good experience. haha. however, it's a dvd and i still don't know how to rip it out to show you guys yet... hehehe.

Aiya I'm content being the guy that does the 'filler' episodes in the blog but there are supposed to be like...ten authors or so? My suggestion is you get to tag someone after you do your blog entry. So after this entry the person I tag has to blog within 2 weeks or their first borns will have fugly faces and lots of ass hair. And priaprism.

This is what happened to the last guy that messed around with my power curse.

Yeah so dont mess ok. side note-pretty cool if they manage to treat him.

Oh check this out. This is one of the finalist for Ms England. Presenting Ms Surrey!!

Ooh yeah baby. You go girlfriend!! I'm such a fan of plus size girls! ... ... ... ... ... ... NOT!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH BRITISH PEOPLE?! ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! LOOK!! LOOK!! DO YOU REALLY NOT SEE A HUGE COW THREATENING TO DRAIN THE POOL IN 0.000159 SECONDS?? WHAT AM I MISSING HERE?!

Funny thing is how the british react so vehemently about skinny girls and they start going on about how the media keeps portraying the wrong image to young girls nowadays with tall leggy supermodels etcetc. CLEARLY THEY DIDNT PORTRAY THE IMAGE STRONGLY ENOUGH. MORE EXPOSURE TO THE TALL LEGGY SKINNY SUPERMODELS I SAY. Aiyah really cannot lah that Ms Surrey. Kesian her bf. Must be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

Fine enough la. I can sense some of the girls baring their fangs and going 'yoooouu areee so meaaannnn!' But secretly they think she's a cow too. Difference is I dont mind being seen as an ass. I mean if you're comfortable with your body good for you. But dont bloody pose in a skimpy bikini and cause some poor unsuspecting chinaman to accidentally stumble across it and then try gauge his eyes out in an attempt to eradicate the horrific scenes in his head. speaking of horrific i just watched [rec]. actually it was chia ming's fault.
*click to enlarge*

Eh anyway I thought it sucked. Way overused plot...scary zombies eats guy's head. Little girl eats guy's head. Undead ama eats guy's head. Guy gets his head eaten. Oh the way is was shot would be different and 'fresh' I suppose if they didn't rip of the damn idea of The Blairwitch Project. Stupid bouncing camera gave me motion sickness. Ah well I'm not a fan of horror movies anyway so maybe it was better than I give it credit for. Actually what do I know...I like movies like Starship Troopers and Doom wahahahaha. Also programs like Jackass and Family Guy.

Ooo and finallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the next person that has to post is.......BRANDON 'THE NOOBOOB' LEE KEONG JOO! (Give u blue colour font..I just realized recently I can change font colour haha)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERES NO ONE AT HOME SO I HAVE NO WHERE TO VENT MY HAPPINESS!!! WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MANCHESTER JUST THRASHED ARSE 2-1!

CMON EVERYBODY! SING WITH ME!

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITEDDD!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITEDDDD!
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITEDDDDD!
AS THE REDS GO MARCHING UP UP UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was gonna blog about it but i got lazy so a bimbo friend agreed to do it for me in exchange for an autographed picture of my handsome face. pingpogz.blogspot.com...how to use the link thing ah? wait let me test a bit. there we go.

waa fuck off...i just took a break to microwave my lovely tesco frozen meals and i realized someone stole my beef curry rice! jibai im poor like a dog d and the residents in my corridor are all consultants. jibet and they have the audacity to open my new carton of orange juice too. wah cant wait till i open it myself only then curicuri minum meh. im so gonna piss in the carton just to spite them. heheh i still get damn happy when i think of the night i pissed in barcelonas grandest fountain. font magica. i keep picturing some emo auntie closing her eyes, listening to the music from the brightly lit fountain and basking in the spray......hahahah. shit i need to grow up.

Spain was damn chun but im lazy to blog about it so we will leave the task to polyp and moo. expect it next year hahaha. nah dont be lazy you two. give you a deadline. 2 weeks.

im damn bored. think i might die as a doctor. at least if i go into medicine lah. ward rounds in the morn, clinics in the afternoon. seriously feel like whacking something as the day progresses. how does my consultant stay so upbeat and cheery? i would smack my patients and tell them smallsmall thing dont come cari me lah u wuss. funny how my consultant was telling me stories of doctors committing suicide. apparently some time ago a consultant radiologist tried to off himself by stabbing his heart...but missed. zzzz. probably couldnt do it without X-ray supervision. and this anaesthelogist that used a pressurized can filled with barbiturate to introduce an air embolism into his blood stream followed by the anaesthetic. 10/10 for utilizing his medical knowledge in such a creative fashion.

i think exposure to death and dying will have either of these two effects on a med student. 1) become more compassionate as they are reminded of their mortality and the love ones around them. 2) turn into an ass that doesnt flinch when the patient they just clerked for their portfolio dies the next day. my breath wasnt that bad was it? oh yeah and they make crude jokes to cover up for their lack of empathy. ok go ahead and judge me. i judge myself. but truthfully i wonder how many of you will retain the former disposition to death and dying after 10 years.

stupid post. must inject my trademark bo-liaoness into it! ooo did you know a bunch of spanish people threw shit at amelia and lina? hihihi. i witheld making fun of them in barca cos i deduced its still too early to kacau them as they were quite upset. but its ok! you girls are still my favourite toilet smelling chicks. no need to use perfume. harpic can d. wahahaha shit i really cant control myself. pent it up for too long. okok must change topic cos a couple more kutukans just popped into my head. ah i think ill end the post here. cheers. btw my attendance for the past month (excluding the self declared 1 week holiday to spain) has been 100%. wonder whats happening to me.

bye bye world!! c u in 3 wks time!!

..............im scared!!! (T_T) *sobs*

moo moo, pls blog bout spain, don b lazy... miss u too!! :(

haha dont think u guys will find this particularly interesting but i just found out a bunch of my friends were puking all night after a cocktail party we had. and they were making a lot of noise about how i shouldnt be driving home after the party. heeheehee. apparently the birthday boy had to pay a 50 pound fine for puking in the cab. HAH!! OFFER TO DRIVE U BACK DOWAN LOOO. wonder if miss sim threw up. she was turning into boozey monster. towards the end her bf was offering to drink her baileys but she was prancing around screaming 'NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ITS MINE!!!!!!'

nolah not that dramatic but made a boring story more interesting right? haha.

Aih i was about to end this blog post when i suddenly got nostalgic about our old imu days so i decided to put up some drinking pictures. First up ng ling wei playing ring of fahyahh!


Looks fine now. But she would be demonstrating projectile vomiting in less than an hour.

I actually had a lot of trouble finding died-ed photos to put up because apparently you guys develop compassion and sympathy for people that KO and realise that its just plain mean to rub the situation in their faces by taking incriminating photos of them...but the rule somehow doesnt apply to me of course. when i pass out its time to take out the cameras. niaput.








Hmm the more i look at these photos the more i realise how blessed i am to have friends like u. cis. look at pOlyp's face! must smack d.






Aww. Taken during bryans bday. eh ...shit i just realised i dont know how to spell byrans name...is it brian or byran? byrant? nah def not the last version. anyway start thinking people.........what happened that night during the party. wahahahahahaaha.




And here it is...the Piece de Resistance