Global Kecohers

yoyo. just finished i am legend. thought it was kinda too simple for a movie of will smith's pedigree. expected more la. anyway he went out with a bang. so ok ok la.

hrmss ok kk part 2 coming up.


PRTTTTTTTT. de sound ripped through the silent mountain air. sigh. chem lesson 101. as u move higher up in the atmosphere, there is less atmospheric pressure. so when there is less atmospheric pressure, air expands. as u know, our bowel is full of air. so when it cannot keep the air anymore de air has to go somewhere right..n our GI tract only got 2 lobang la. so it will follow de path of less resistance. this is NORMAL. every1 does it. some do it louder than most. some don't admit it. but EVERY1 does it!!! STOP LOOKING AT ME WITH THAT FUNNY LOOK!! only up there i realised that 'fresh mountain air' might not be so fresh after all.

3km up de path, there was only me n christabel. the other 4 had already rampaged through the first half of the trail. christabel has always had knee problems and they flared up when we started the climb. so me being the nice kind gentleman that i am teman-ed her throughout the climb. we were going slowly and many ppl who started later than us were overtaking us. our guide was behind us. he'll stick with the belakang ppl. he's about lingwei's height, and thin. he was carrying more than 20kg of our bags. crazy fella. ppl hike like crazy, he put hands in pocket n skip along the path. literally. dam bengang wei.

RING RING. RING RING. dam cha tou wei. halfway up the highest peak in borneo, my handphone rang. dam off la. super mood spoiler. so when u hike, silent your phone or turn it off. it just kills de mood. anyways, it was lingwei. she said de ppl in front of her went ahead and she couldn't keep up. de ppl behind her haven't catch up. so she call me. dengggg.. so i ask her wait for us lo.

RING RING. RING RING. lingwei: where are you. why so slow de. i'm waiting at the pondok. me: okok coming coming.

RING RING. RING RING. swt.. lingwei again. she say very lonely and cold waiting there. so she went off with another guide. swt swt swt swt

urm. skip all the boring parts la. the hike itself was mostly uneventful. there's a single path you follow, den mostly it's steps until the final third, where things start getting rocky and u climb up rocks instead of wooden stairs. think we were at the 4thplus kilometer when mingkeong reached de top. fast la. he say he have to keep going cos if slow down will cramp wo. in 2nd n 3rd position were lingwei and mrshio. 4th was ah mok. me n christabel were taking up de rear. anyways it was about here dat i was beginning to feel dizzy n got headache la. took panadol and ponstan, but didn't help. think it's called acute mountain sickness. something like dat la. anyway not macho at all la. grrr. bring mountain sickness tablets.

ok sampai la last 500metres. so near. yet so far. up on this trail, we learned the true value of 1kilometer. 1kilometer is dam far wei. dam dam dam dam far. btw i heard jebb was thinking of climbing. hahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahaha. the steps are taller than her wei. heheheh. but le if wan try is a good experience geh. can make it kua. the next day. hahahahahahahahahahaha.

anyways. de last part every1 reach top d la. suddenly it started raining. heavily. cis. i got no raincoat. cos i left it with lingwei, who abandoned me. sob. my raincoat reach de top earlier den me. when i need it. sob. anyway our faithful guide, who was always behind us motivating n supporting us, suddenly felt that those ppl who edi reached de top needed their bags. very badly. just when it started to rain. so he say byebye den cabut. leaving us in de rain. rawrrrrr. dam sad wei. abandoned.

okok last part le. de roles of me n chris reverse d. in front is me motivator. now back i need motivation pulak. hehe. cos really pening le. cannot tahan. walk few steps need to stop n rest. so dat last 500m was dam torturing la. smore got lingwei keep sms say she reach top d. grrrrrr. not motivating at all.

ok tired d. dam hot my crotch area. laptop on lap ma. panas.

hmm. actually dunno how much to reveal le. so din type all all la. don wanna spoil de enjoyment for racinetan and shengkunleng. so ganbate la u all 2. anything we come back ma ask us lo.

okok..tired d! good nite ba. any questions about the above story, can ask when we come back ba. nites!