Happifying Jokes! Girls go read something else plsokthnxbai

6:39 am / Posted by lhf /

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five.
1 to hold the lightbulb, and 4 to turn the chair!


Q: A trucker hits a woman. Who's fault is it?
A: The trucker, he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen


Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken


There are three women on an island surrounded by water on all sides, obviously. They find a genie in a lamp who grants them three wishes, one each. The first woman says: 'I would like to be 100 times more intelligent so i can build a boat and sail home. 'Her wish is granted and she sails home. The second woman says: ' I would like to 1000 times more intelligent so I could build a plane and fly home. 'Her wish is granted and she flies home. The third woman says: 'I would like to be 1000000000000000000000000000 times more intelligent-' and before she could finish talking she turned into a man and crossed the bridge.


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. i can feel the wrath of the chicks boiling over d...uhhh such rude jokes. so uncouth and sexist. tsktsk. i do not approve.

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HAHAAHAHAHAH cant help it. to be fair there were muchmuch ruder, dirtier jokes that i didnt dare post up! these are all rated 'UMUM'

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