Look closely at the picture....what do you see?
Ok..I'm sure you all see a couple right? but apparently children who have never been exposed to scenes of an intimate nature will see 9 dolphins. Yeah thats right u horney boogers, staring hard at the picture now to find the dolphins arent ya? i saw dolphins first try lor....then i saw a dinosaur. dunno why u peeple so cheeky.
Ohh i just thought of something interesting to blog about! So the other day while i was taking a shower my water heater exploded and caught on fire. Damn funny, there i was happily shampooing and singing along to some song when BOOOOM!!
So i cut the heater's power so i wouldnt get zapped and ran down to kill the main fuse box. When i made my way back to the bathroom the fricking thing was on fire...with the flames reaching the ceiling! so i was thinking ooo form 3 Kemahiran Hidup says electric fire no can use water! use foam! or co2! but too bad la my house where got foam or co2 extinguisher. so i wet a towel and started beating the heater. unfortunately parts of the heater broke off and kept burning in the bathtub. So after i got the fire under control....hahahahahaha im trying to sound yeng btw....by under control i actually mean the heater completely melted and burnt a hole clean through the ventilation shaft while i was frantically splashing water at it...anyway when the fire was out the exposed wires were still sparking happily and since i decided im too pretty to die i should call up the fire department to sort it out.
i told them CLEARLY the fire was OUT but the wires were still sparking. key words 'FIRE, OUT'. anyway they decided its not yeng to come quietly to my house so they came SIRENS BLARING with their huge ass fire engine trundling down my little street causing all the neighbours to stare at the poor half naked chinaman with shampoo in his hair. -.- lucky my body damn chun if not sure shy d.
ahem anyway lazy to post up pics. my computer kena virus when i tried downloading dawn yangs naked pics. the fucker website con kao me. die u fuckers. hope ur heater explodes
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