Global Kecohers

I noticed this morning the garden looked neater and I was wondering why. When we just moved in the grass was knee length and I don’t recall ever cutting it or seeing anyone else do it for that matter. Then I realized why. Idiot’s guide to being a bum-

1) If the grass is too long, wait for winter to come. Grass will die and flatten out. Makes it look freshly cut.

2) When it’s too hot, take off your shirt and go to sleep

3) When it’s too cold, hide under your sheets and go to sleep

4) When you are hungry and lazy to find food, go to sleep

5) When you are really pissed off, you are wasting a lot of energy so just go to sleep

6) When you are lost in a jungle, alone at night and it starts to rain and the guide is a couple of hours behind you and you stupidly realize why you should’ve brought a torch cos your damn phone will not give off enough light, go to sleep

7) When EOS is in two days and you realize it’s impossible to finish studying…………..go to sleep.

Sleep is good. Goodnight.