Ah my virgin post. Bloody hell I’m so bored I decided to give blogging a go. To give you guys an idea about how bored I was today, I went to church. Yea, it was extremely enlightening too. Learnt loads about herding lost sheep and stuff. Apparently sheep in the uk often get lost in dark valleys and need guidance or something like that. Man bloody brainless sheep…bet our sheep in Malaysia could own uks sheep.
Anyway I was hesitant initially to go cause ive had bad experiences with churches. I remember going to one in kuching where the… Priest? Pastor? Aiyah where the main holy guy man who talks a lot tried to cleanse me with holy fire. I’m not shitting you…he was throwing some kinda invisible flame at us and everybody who got “burnt” would collapse writhing on the floor. And some off them were really crying…including my friend’s younger sister. Apparently the fire burns away your sins or something. If that were really true if he happened to ignite me with that bad boy I would’ve probably blown up and flattened the block. Anyway I started getting worried cos if he were to throw it at me I didn’t want to hurt his feelings by not falling down and flopping about in distress. Can you imagine how awkward that would’ve been?
Main holy guy man: *throw the FIRE!*
Me: *stare*
Main holy guy man: * throw more of the FIREEEEEEE!!!!!!*
Me: *cough cough* aiyah give you face la…ow…pain pain..stop please.
Anyway I was spared that cos he mustve seen the look on my face and realized if I didn’t go done screaming the rest might come to their senses and realize his fire isn’t very geng after all.
Eh crap running out of time. I have to catch the damn bus today cause my bro drove the car up to London. So it was either eat alone at home or go out in the freezing wet weather to catch the stupid bus all the way to the city. Eh..dunno why I chose the latter either. Its so cold these days your balls tend to shrink and attempt to take refuge back up in their abdominal sacs. Very uncomfortable. Exaggerating la, I’m just a wuss, cant tahan the cold.
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